January 2012
39 posts
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
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I really would like a voice synth app that makes my voice sound like a Dalek. Yelling at people would be so much fun!
Jan 26th
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I hate anything Stargate related that has ever appeared on Television.
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
9,048 notes
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failfox replied to your post: failfox replied to your post: If all goes well, I… Does that mean we’ll finally see your face?? If I had a webcam, yes. Sadly, I do not have one. 
Jan 25th
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failfox replied to your post: If all goes well, I will be moving into a new… are you going to have a livechat for a housewarming party? That’s the best idea EVER! 
Jan 25th
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If all goes well, I will be moving into a new place in February. 
Jan 25th
4 notes
1 tag
“Taco Bell is to Mexican food as a fleshlight is to actual sex. It’s not quite...”
– Random comment on Reddit (via kingjaffejoffer)
Jan 25th
27 notes
Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
4 tags
Jan 14th
89 notes
Jan 14th
4 tags
Jan 10th
872 notes
Jan 10th
17 notes
I have been away from YouTube for so long that I don’t even recognize Shay Carl anymore. He has lost mad weight, yo.
Jan 10th
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I want to draw or paint something right now but my hands don’t want to listen to my brain. It’s been too long since I have used them for art.
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
4,566 notes
2 tags
Jan 7th
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
Finding a new place to live is like brushing your teeth with baking soda. You hate it, but you sort of have to do it.
Jan 6th
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Naps are evil. It’s like they don’t want me to wake up at a decent time in the morning.
Jan 6th
Dear The Future,  You disappoint me. Skynet should be online by now.
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
7,738 notes
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
Jan 6th
70,716 notes
Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle-wiggle-wiggle (yeah).
Jan 5th
1 note
9 tags
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
11,344 notes
pizzaforpresident: have to poop also hungry life is so unfair
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
192,674 notes
Jan 3rd
468 notes
Welcome to 2012. Prepare for no changes. Repeat in 2013.
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
19 posts
Dec 31st
peeweestentaclesnotmybloganymore asked: will dremmy ever post his face hmmmm
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
573 notes
I want to slap you like an animal.
Dec 31st
2 tags
Dec 31st
New Things to Try in 2012
Extreme skateboarding Slapping strange old women on the ass Face plants Random fits of Dance Dance Revolution dances in the mall Winking at people on buses at stop lights to make them feel good (or weird) Murder
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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2012 better be a damn good year. I’m tired of living through sub-par years. 
Dec 31st
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It’s the Final Countdown. (Epic Keyboards).
Dec 31st
Dec 28th
19,158 notes
I don’t know why, but I hate the last two weeks and the first two weeks of the year. They make me not happy. 
Dec 28th