I told Katie my phone’s name was J. Pierrepont Frumpy Esquire and that he was probably rich. This was her response.
Excuse me while I walk 1200 miles to be Katie’s tech support…
I meant to post this a while ago, but i forgot
When I was home for Christmas, I went through the stuff in my closet to see what I wanted to bring...
i ate 2/3 of one cookie and i’m full
dreamlikelions replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: ultrageneric rayann-schuck …
Nope. This is fake.

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I hate going through old posts in forums that I made past about a month ago. I don’t remember half the shit I post and they almost read like they were made by someone else.
failfox replied to your post: My new place smells like old people.
I bet it wouldn’t if you set it on fire
*snap* Of course! Fire cleanses all foul odors! TO THE FLAME THROWERS!
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a-bit-gay replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: ultrageneric ashleykidwell …
jesus you need to like/reblog more
Produce quality, biatch!